Permanent Shade/Sick No More

Permanent Shade/Sick No More

Abreast

adverb or adjective
1 : beside one another with bodies in line (columns of five thousand sailors abreast)
2 : up to a particular standard or level, especially of knowledge of recent developments (abreast of the news)

It may take two to stay abreast, but why be so co-dependent (monogamy is a myth, we're facing the same direction, abounding with columns of handsome sea-faring men piled against our hearts). We're having chicken for dinner.